In the Service of Her Majesty The Queen - Page 2

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by EMIRKOL THE CHAOTIC

OUCH! That IS going to be a sad day for a lot of us here. VERY

It is arranged.

Won't be until July, though. July 4. Fun time in Portland.

I have a couple of loose ends to tie up out there...not particularly easy ones, either. So some fun will be much appreciated.

She...btw...is the one who polished up my dancing...not to be mistaken for the type of polishing you fan boys are expected to do (and are currently sadly in remiss).

GuardianAngel82 · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Excessive naughtiness will not occur...just the right amount, hear?

Then why be naughty at all?

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by GuardianAngel82

Then why be naughty at all?

Ah...that is the secret, you see. Keep some in reserve for leaner times, hmm?

GuardianAngel82 · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Ah...that is the secret, you see. Keep some in reserve for leaner times, hmm?

Naughtiness is not a finite quantity. Use it or lose it.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by GuardianAngel82

Naughtiness is not a finite quantity. Use it or lose it.

True! Just ask my wife!!

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by GuardianAngel82

Naughtiness is not a finite quantity. Use it or lose it.

Ah no, silly. It's like riding a horse...er, a bicycle...uh, driving a car...you never forget how to use it. Losing it isn't the issue. Not for a woman. it's you men who have to find naughtiness.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Ah no, silly. It's like riding a horse...er, a bicycle...uh, driving a car...you never forget how to use it. Losing it isn't the issue. Not for a woman. it's you men who have to find naughtiness.

Says you!

Naughtiness was the ONE thing I didn't have to ever find!

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

It is arranged.

Won't be until July, though. July 4. Fun time in Portland.

I have a couple of loose ends to tie up out there...not particularly easy ones, either. So some fun will be much appreciated.

She...btw...is the one who polished up my dancing...not to be mistaken for the type of polishing you fan boys are expected to do (and are currently sadly in remiss).

Then fun you shall have, My Lady. We "fan boys" are here to serve.

GuardianAngel82 · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Ah no, silly. It's like riding a horse...er, a bicycle...uh, driving a car...you never forget how to use it. Losing it isn't the issue. Not for a woman. it's you men who have to find naughtiness.

You don't forget how to ride, but you are sore afterwards.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by GuardianAngel82

You don't forget how to ride, but you are sore afterwards.

LOL, Oh Gods!

I've gotta leave that one alone!! I'm sure to be banned if I don't show some restraint!

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by EMIRKOL THE CHAOTIC

Says you!

Naughtiness was the ONE thing I didn't have to ever find!

I...uh...wasn't talking about a man having naughtiness...that's probably a given. I mean a man finding some naughtiness.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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I...uh...wasn't talking about a man having naughtiness...that's probably a given. I mean a man finding some naughtiness.

Oh, well that's different, isn't it?

Still, personally, I never had trouble finding naughtiness. It always found me.

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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LOL, Oh Gods!

I've gotta leave that one alone!! I'm sure to be banned if I don't show some restraint!

I'm with you, there. My immediate thoughts were...unrestrained.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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I'm with you, there. My immediate thoughts were...unrestrained.

I swear, if this thread degenerates any more, like it has in the last few posts, we're all going to need to move this conversation to a PM forum!

GuardianAngel82 · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

I'm with you, there. My immediate thoughts were...unrestrained.

Don't look at me. I can restrain people, but not thoughts.

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by EMIRKOL THE CHAOTIC

I swear, if this thread degenerates any more, like it has in the last few posts, we're all going to need to move this conversation to a PM forum!

OK, I will desist. *takes off playful hat...puts on nice hat*

*switches nice hat for crown* And...if you fanboys get us all banned, well...the consequences will be quite serious.

Quite.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

OK, I will desist. *takes off playful hat...puts on nice hat*

*switches nice hat for crown* And...if you fanboys get us all banned, well...the consequences will be quite serious.

Quite.

Ummm... could you put on the "playful crown" instead, My Lady?

You always look stunning in that one! *wistful sigh*

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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Ummm... could you put on the "playful crown" instead, My Lady? You always look stunning in that one! *wistful sigh*

Well....alright. I will.
*puts playful hat back on*
*has afterthought* But you have got to stay out of the gutter...I mean the produce department.

Emirkol the Chaotic · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Well....alright. I will.
*puts playful hat back on*
*has afterthought* But you have got to stay out of the gutter...I mean the produce department.

People have always told me to get my mind out of the gutter. I keep reminding them that I can't help it, it's attached to my body.

Gaear · January 16th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

Ah no, silly. It's like riding a horse...er, a bicycle...uh, driving a car...you never forget how to use it. Losing it isn't the issue. Not for a woman. it's you men who have to find naughtiness.

I think you're right about that, in all seriousness. A girl may say "I think I left my keys in the bedroom, should we go look for them?" but some dopes will answer "You go ahead, I'll just wait for you down by the car."

Scryler · January 16th, 2009

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I think you're right about that, in all seriousness. A girl may say "I think I left my keys in the bedroom, should we go look for them?" but some dopes will answer "You go ahead, I'll just wait for you down by the car."

Perhaps the guy is...what was that phrase again? *rummages through the memory banks*...on the other team.

If not, however, 'dope' would certainly be the right word.

GuardianAngel82 · January 17th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Gaear

I think you're right about that, in all seriousness. A girl may say "I think I left my keys in the bedroom, should we go look for them?" but some dopes will answer "You go ahead, I'll just wait for you down by the car."

My ears are burning!

Per her request, I put her bed together. I didn't even pick it up when she flopped on her back on the bed inches from my head...

Scryler · January 17th, 2009

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My ears are burning!

Per her request, I put her bed together. I didn't even pick it up when she flopped on her back on the bed inches from my head...

C? Or A?

(Pardon me, if that's too personal.)

GuardianAngel82 · January 17th, 2009

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C? Or A?

(Pardon me, if that's too personal.)

The other A. Mom of those 2 little girls.

Scryler · January 17th, 2009

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The other A. Mom of those 2 little girls.

This is an ex of your's?

GuardianAngel82 · January 17th, 2009

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This is an ex of your's?

No, a young lady who, as a teenager ten years ago, used to babysit my son and his brothers. Hence my not catching her cues.

She had left her husband, and has since gone back to him.

I think you can imagine how complex it would have been.

GuardianAngel82 · January 19th, 2009

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He's on the right in the bottom one (nice hats, btw).

Perhaps a new rule - no posting in this thread if you haven't posted a pic?

Perhaps a freshly burnished backside?

Scryler · January 19th, 2009

Perhaps a new rule - no posting in this thread if you haven't posted a pic?

Say what??? *Another Great One in the making, I see.* power is *so* corrupting.

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Originally Posted by GuardianAngel82

Perhaps a freshly burnished backside?

She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen no longer has a burnished backside, no doubt due to the loss of her status, not to speak of the absence of her fanboys. (Perhaps one and the same issue...)

She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen saw neither of these coming and had to get the smelling salts.

GuardianAngel82 · January 19th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Scryler

She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen no longer has a burnished backside, no doubt due to the loss of her status, not to speak of the absence of her fanboys. (Perhaps one and the same issue...)

She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen saw neither of these coming and had to get the smelling salts.

Since you were able to get the smelling salts, what did you need them for?

(Since no one knows what you look like, you can post anything.)

Scryler · January 19th, 2009

I am banned?

Hmmph? I wrote a cute little post, if I do say so...and it flew off into the ether........

Ted???

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Scryler Night's Wordsmith Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In the hurricane zone Posts: 2,205	Re: Wannabe cam-hos apply here I am banned? Hmmph? I wrote a cute little post, if I do say so...and it flew off into the ether........ Ted??? Last edited by Scryler; January 19th, 2009 at 11:10 PM.